Thursday, October 24, 2019

How adults trick or treat....

At a certain age it become faux pas to go trick or treating, or so they say.  Fudge that crap, got my official trick or treat bag coming for the big night...

Wednesday, October 23, 2019


If you are not listening to the bay area death metal splatter gore maestro's Exhumed as part of your daily soundtrack you are not living a full VHS monster kid life, you are living a lie! 

Tuesday, October 22, 2019


Essential toys for your crypt, look at these monstrosities!

Cropsy's Cryptkeeper might have to take a crack at making his own bastard creations of soft vinyl and clay....

Wicked Pizza

Eat pizza, watch horror, worship SATAN! 

Live the monster kid life, pizza is a staple, horror movies are our death ritual, VHS terror makes us appreciate life all the more, any second could bring black death, and in this chaos, on the razor edge of infinity we learn to truly live.  Yeah this pizza was WICKED good.

Get out there, explore the dark wild corners of our world during this season of rot, appreciate the living, for the season of death is right behind.  

Spookbag 2019

Halloween came early this year with lots of treats for this monster kid and horror hog.  Plenty of fun junk to sate the appetite of anybody with true Hallow's eve spirit and orange mutant blood running through their black veins.  I really hope to make this an annual tradition, it came with a cursed black fortune cookie, candy corn, marshmallow ghost farts, squishy boogers, a plastic roach, horror movie pins, zany stickers, a pen, so much crazy fun stuff....'s like stealing a trick or treaters bag.  None of the hard work, all of the sweet sugary rewards.
Oh yeah it came with this kick ass shirt too, get SHUCKED!:
I hope everyone is getting ready for Hallow's Eve and is feeling the Fall fever.....long live the monsters...

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

TRICK trailer

The new Halloween horror franchise?