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Monday, October 6, 2014

Halloween 4 art

Watching some Halloween 4 tonight as part of the Halloween boo-ray collection that just got unleashed.  Hopefully my disc doesn't have the dreaded time synch issue people were complaining about.






Sunday, October 5, 2014

Bloody scraps 10/05/14


More bloody scraps for the gore zine for the horror hound elite.  The true underbelly of culture right here.  Actually it's more like the "chode".  Watching Hammer vampire movies this weekend, drinking the rot gut. May yer season of rot be merry! 

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Nightmare on Elm Street Art from interwebs

Time for some "Nightmare on Elm Street" action to kick off the season of rot.  I've been sketching up a storm, hoping to fill the next fanzine with prime time slime for your consumption.  Hope all you ghouls are snug in your catacombs, waiting to unleash HELL on HALLOW'S EVE!   I particularly like the picture from the NOES NES video game.  I have fond memories of that little devil.  Maybe I'll pound through the NES version of Friday the 13th next and review that in the next zine.  I've got that puppy down in the crypt, I give it a go when my hands aren't busy sketching gore and zombie bull shit, or doing daily worker bee stuff like pay my god damn bills and taxes, cause freedom isn't free!









Friday, September 19, 2014

Halloween: Michael Myers without the mask






I believe the original Halloween should stand on its own.  It's much more effective that way and thematically self contained.  No need for the sequels other than to pander to the fans and the studios looking to capitalize of the original's success. 

With that said the de-masking scene fits brilliantly in the film and serves many thematic purposes which I'd like to touch upon here.  It was an act of subverting expectations; this whole time the killer behind the mask was not a monster, but a man, with a man's face, and it's non-distinctive to the point where it could be anyone.  Michael can take off his mask and blend in with a crowd, like Jack the Ripper, or the Zodiac killer.  It makes him more of a threat.  It also fits in with the idea that evil can exist anywhere; it was not an abstract idea floating out there, it was HOME.  Halloween takes the ordinary and makes it sinister; so this normal looking boy is a killer, this normal looking house is the Boogeyman's house, this normal man is really a super natural killing machine. 

The de-masking scene also shows how desperate Michael is to retain the illusion that he is in fact the Boogeyman.  The de-masking temporarily shattered that illusion; it brought him back down to earth, hence the desperate struggle to get the mask back on before pursuing Laurie.  If the mask was meaningless to him he would have ignored the de-masking and finished choking her to death, but to Michael the ritual of Halloween trumps all.  He wanted to scare her THEN kill her.  It was an important progression to him and the mask was integral to making it happen.  Without the de-masking scene we don't get that urgency from Michael.  It's more alluded to, but that is the only example of him pausing or stopping what he was doing.  He was a force driving forward the entire movie; outside of taking physical beating this is the only time I can think of where he stops with his goal so close, literally in hand.

The vulnerability on his face is a 6 year olds expression, harkening back to the opening sequence when he is de-masked after killing Judith.  If he is copying the ritual of Halloween from 1963 it would be thematically fitting that somehow he was de-masked at the end, tying together the movie.  But another thing to consider is that no matter how vulnerable or catatonic Michael seems he is a veiled threat.  That was what Loomis was trying to get people to believe with little success because of Michael's appearance, his feigned innocence and silent retreat into himself, all of this is deceit.  That last shot drives home the idea that evil can exist anywhere, it was hidden behind the common, the everyday; it was in suburbia, right under our noses.  If he was hideously deformed it would not have carried forward the themes presented in the entire film, and not de-masking him doesn’t bring much to the table either, it doesn’t make the point that Michael can be anyone, anywhere; even an innocuous 6 year old child.


 
When I use the word "illusion" I am also referring to the idea that Michael was performing a ritual.  He wanted the mask, the tombstone, the bodies, all in place for his impromptu haunted house; all part of the illusion.  He takes normal things and puts a sinister spin on them.  He couldn't maintain that sinister illusion by running around without a mask.  To his 6 year old mind the mask was inseparable from the illusion that he is the Boogeyman, that's why it was so important for him to put the mask back in place and complete the ritualistic murder of Laurie, his new Judith. 

Without the mask the re-enactment of his first murder is incomplete and it seemed like an important point Carpenter wanted to drive home in a simplistic yet brilliant way.  Michael really wanted to “get off” on killing Laurie on terrifying her, and the mask is integral to that equation.  It also drives home the idea that Michael isn’t just out there killing people for killings sake; he plays games with them.  Michael terrifies his victims; it’s a psychological as well as physical assault.  Without the de-masking moment we don’t get the true importance of the mask, or the way it defines Michael (Michael as himself is just an empty shape of a human).

I think Carpenter took pains to express the idea that evil could exist anywhere, even in an idyllic mid-western town, even in a 6 year old boy or young teen.  I think that point is more important to the overall plot of the film than Myers being more than human, and is emphasized at the end by revisiting all the locations he touched or tainted with his evil.  These non-sinister locations at day are suddenly foreboding fortresses of horror at night; normal locations that could be in ANYTOWN, USA inverted and made evil. 

Myers being more than human is only part of what makes him the Shape; the tricks and the stalking, the emphasis on re-enacting the death of Judith, the Halloween mask, all encapsulate what makes him The Shape.  Remove those aspects and he is nothing.  The nomenclature is meant to convey the idea that he appears human (again, emphasis on appearances) but is only defined by his actions and the ritual of Halloween.  On the surface he is human but internally he is missing any persona that would define him as a human being, so he is defined by killing, by evil.  The de-masking was not meant to bring the idea that Myers was a normal man to light. The Shape has a foot in both the physical and meta-physical realms.  It’s meant to re-emphasize the idea that he APPEARS normal.  He could be anyone.  

If we are going to give Carpenter the credit he deserves we have to assume the de-masking was a calculated decision.  He knew what the expectation of the audience was, and instead of catering to it he fell back into the themes playing throughout the movie. 

Michael's plain face; a true representative of evil, and it looks like the next door neighbor, the high school quarterback, the lone hobo on the side walk, the face of normality, of the common place, and that's the snare that will trap you.  He doesn't look like a monster; it's a monster in THE SHAPE of a man.  Both aspects of Michael are equally important to realize.  The sequels seemed only focused on Michael as the MONSTER.


Monday, September 8, 2014

Art dump...9/8/14

Still carving out the next slice of sleaze, till then here are more works in progress to sate your sickness...











Thursday, August 21, 2014

Formula For Murder




Formula for Murder

A Giallo crime mystery from the gutter of Italy; Formula for Murder is a movie that abides by the genre familiarities of blood soaked yellow rain coat killers, a seemingly helpless protagonist, and religious iconography encompassed by a dark and mysterious multi-layer cake of murder mystery plot.  Formula for Murder does it one better and includes people fencing and jousting in wheel chairs and a European version of the Special Olympics.  The plot is straight forward enough, a chair bound millionaire heir named Joanna is targeted by a scheming couple (Greg and Ruth) looking to score her McScrouge sized fortune.   Greg somehow is able to pose as a physical therapist, eventually winning his way into Joanna’s heart though fencing with her and showing her how to properly throw a javelin.  True love is showing someone how to kill a man.  Ruth weasels her way into Joanna’s life as her personal nurse and confidant.  Because this is the setup right from the beginning we can only assume the greedy couple’s scheme took years to execute, making it all the more fantastic and unbelievable.  Joanna firmly believes Ruth to be her best friend, not the kind of trust that’s formed overnight.  As Joanna suffers from haunting nightmare and flashbacks involving horny old priests, Greg and Ruth quibble about the best way to finish her off, an argument that eventually ends in Greg viciously stabbing Ruth repeatedly with a razor blade.  Somehow Greg knows that Joanna was raped by a priest as a young nubile girl, a tragic event that left her disabled in a wheel chair, so to push her over the edge he dresses as a priest and spooks her repeatedly, making her repeatedly question her already fragile state of mind.  At the end Greg reveals himself to be the killer, and Joanna reveals she kind of knew it the whole time!?  Through some contrived logic Greg was hoping to cause Joanna to have a fatal wheelchair accident to inherit her fortune, but the tricks on him, all the deadly arrow shooting, fencing, and javelin throwing skills he taught her come back to bite him in the ass at the end. 

Formula for Murder is a decent chunk blower, plenty of gooey, splattery Giallo styled slashings to go around.  Even though the plot seemingly defied common sense with a flaming middle finger it seems to work on a visceral level.  The DVD came with a slick yellow rain parka to play your own sick little psycho stalker games with, ya sick pup.  Go outside and play!




Scalps





SCALPS

Brutal z-grade basement budget horror so good it needs two title screens; Scalps is a bloody mess of Indian curses and transmogrification, a virtual cornucopia of racial stereotypes and loud mouthed jerks.  The story centers on a group of amateur archeologist that dig up a sacred spooky Indian burial ground and become possessed by a blood hungry native named Black Claw who more closely resembles a living troll doll in dirty gray underpants than a malevolent spirit of the ancient world of Indian black magic.  The gore comes thick and gooey with slow motion scalping action and some nice arterial spray to make your day.  Randy the macho jerk-wad was a personal favorite character of mine calling chicks BITCHES and basically owning everything with his cheesy cut off shirt and ragged blue jeans.  Spoiler alert you numb skulls, I love movies where everyone dies in the end and this is one.  Evil prevails!  I evoke the lion headed wizard of Native American black magic to make the sequel Scalps 2: The Return of DJ a reality!