Stalk and slash grind!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
There used to be a camp not far from here, just across the lake. It was called Camp Blackfoot. No one goes there anymore. Everything burnt down. This camp had a caretaker, and his name was Cropsy. Now, this Cropsy was a drunkard... a sadist, and he got real pleasure out of hurting... scaring. And he had these garden shears. The kind with long, thin blades. He carried them all the time, wherever he went. And he had this kind of demonic way of looking at you. One time, Cropsy really went after this kid from Brooklyn, followed him around night and day. He made this kid's life a living hell. But this time, he chose the wrong guy, 'cause the kid and some of his buddies had planned a little prank. Only problem was, the gag went wrong.
The next thing anybody knows, Cropsy's trapped alive and burning in his bunk. They try to get him out, but the fire's so fierce, they can't reach him. All they can do is stand outside and listen to him cry out in agony. They say his smashed his way through the bunkroom door in just a mass of flames. And as he burned alive, he cried out, "I will return! I will have my revenge!!!!!!"
Cropsy's Crypt: THE REVENGE...coming sometime to a sewer near you.
Posted by CROPSY'S CRYPTKEEPER at 7:46 AM
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Dark Night of the Scarecrow is double-Y chromosome made for TV trash; an oft overlooked slassic (slasher classic) in the genre, but that's okay, as Mamma Bubba from the movie says, "There is other justice in the world"! The DVD release just hit the streets, you gutter guppies better check it!
Posted by CROPSY'S CRYPTKEEPER at 5:08 AM