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Friday, November 30, 2018

Happy Friday!


Happy Friday my fiendish friends! 




Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Halloween 2018 deleted shower scene

See the deleted shower scene from Halloween 2018 HERE!


Halloween in a Box documentary

For those post Hallow's Eve blues....

Halloween in a Box trailer


Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Madman refake?

Madman refake news from JoBlo

"It still opens with its iconic campfire. But there’ll be a new Max telling the tale. And it’s going to be a more interactive tale. Meaning, some of the victims have a chance. There’ll be something to root for. And lastly, without giving away too much… Even before it’s become so popular, I’d been re-writing with a female lead who has to find courage in the midst of the murder and mayhem of that terrible night."



Friday, November 16, 2018

NECA Halloween 2018 packaging deets




Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Gutter Garbs - Black Christmas!


I LOVE ME SOME BLACK CHRISTMAS AND WOULD RANK IT UP THERE WITH HALLOWEEN.  IVE ALREADY SEEN IT TWICE SINCE HALLOWEEN  LANDED AND I AM SURE IT WILL BE SPUN MANY TIMES DURING THE HOLICRAZE SEASON.  IF SOMEONE WANTS TO GET ME SOME EARLY GIFTS, THESE WOULD BE PERFECTO.


GUTTER GARBS BLACK CHRISTMAS!



Child's Play 2019

Another Hollywood refake

Friday, November 9, 2018

Happy Friday!

Happy Friday!  Time to go watch OVERLORD!  Here is some killer art from zornow!  Trapper keeper indeed!


Leprechaun Returns!

Confessions of a gorehound.the original leprechaun spooked me when I was a wee lad renting dusty VHS tapes off the shelf at the local video king super store; Mystical ultra-powerful beings with ill-defined reality bending powers always seen to make the hair stand up on my neck a bit.  The series quickly degraded into self-parody and I never had any interest in anything but the first movie, but this seems to be more of a return to true horror form 



Malevolence 3 KILLER



MALEVOLENCE 3 KILLER IS AN ODE TO THE SLOWER STALK AND SLASH BITS OF YESTERYEAR, THE LATE SEVENTIES DRILLER KILLERS AND SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRES WHERE A MYTERIOUS MUERDERER MASKED IN DARKNESS AND ARMED WITH A TOOLBOX OF WEAPONS WOULD DISPENSE OF BUDDING NUBILE TEENS ONE BY ONE IN ESCALATING BRUTALITY CRESCENDOING INTO A FINAL CONFRONTATION BETWEEN THE LONE SURVIVOR AND A SEEMINGLY INSTOPPABLE AND SUPERNATURAL DEMON ON TWO FEET.  THE KILLERS MOTIVES CAN ONLY BE SURMISED, THEIR LACK OF SPEECH OR RATIONALE OFFERS NO SOLACE TO THOSE THAT WITNESS THE BRUTALITY UNFOLD, ALMOST LIKE A NATURAL DISASTER, AN UNAVOIDABLE TRAGIC TURN OF FATE.



THE MOVIE PICKS UP SECONDS AFTER THE ORIGINAL MALEVOLENCE (PART 2 SERVED AS A PREQUEL EXPLAINING MARTIL BRISTOLS PYSCHOSIS, A KIDNAPPED CHILD AFFLICTED WITH A RARE DISEASE THAT PREVENTS HIM FROM FEELING PAIN, RAISED BY A SADISTIC AND DELUSIONAL SERIAL KILLER IN AN ABANDONED MEAT PACKING FACTORY) AND FOLLOWS THE SLOW METHODIC PRODDING OF MARTIN BRISTOL AS HE DESCENDS ON HIS CHILDHOOD HOME, A HOUSE NOW OCCUPIED BY VIRILE YOUNG WOMEN.  THE MOVIE ESSENTUALLY FLOWS FROM ONE STALK AND SLASH SCENE TO THE NEXT, FOCUSING ON TENSE SUSPENSE OVER BARFBAG EFFECTS AND GORY DETRITUS.  IT DOESNT DEFY THE GENRE OR SEEK TO BREAK THE MOLD AS MUCH AS EMBRACE IT WHOLLY WITHOUT REGRET.  MOVIES LIKE FINAL EXAM AND TOOLBOX MURDER ARE A TEMPLATE, A HOLY FORMULA NOT TO BE BROKEN, AND HALLOWEEN IS BEHOLDEN ABOVE ALL, TRIUMPHANT AND UNREPETANT, TO BE MIMICED IN ENDLESS VARIATION, TO OUR ULTIMATE FASCINATION.  There is even a loomis like subplot featuring an fbi agent attempting to stop the tragic tale of martin Bristol from unfolding further.



FIFTEEN YEARS HAVE PAST BY SINCE THE ORIGINAL DEBUTED, THE TIME PASSAGE IN THE MOVIE IS MERE MOMENTS, BUT THE REAL LIFE RAMIFICATIONS OF SUCH A TIME LAPSE ARE NOT READILY APPARENT ON FILM.  THERE IS A ZERO BUDGET LOOK AND FEEL, BUT THE CRAFT AND SKILL BEHIND THE CAMERA OVERRIDES THE BUDGETARY CONSTRAINTS, THIS IS MASTER CRAFT STALK AND SLASH.  THE SOUNDTRACK IS AMBIENT, COLD, AND FITTING FOR A SLOW BURN SLASHER.  I HAPPILY WELCOME MARTIN BRISTOL INTO THE PATHEON OF CINEMATIC PYSCHOS WORTHY OF A FRIDAY NIGHT SPIN WITH ALL THE compliments of pizza and orange soda ready in hand, and will consume any further sequels put out by writer and director Stevan mena with ghoulish glee; My only recommendation for future entries.lets up the ante on the poster and cover art.  There is no reason this shouldnt be something more traditionally done, painted by a real artist in the vein of Texas chainsaw massacre or any other late seventies horror entry looking for a fiendish following.        


Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Old Fangoria ad...

Haha!  Perfect for children!


Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Michael makes it rain...


Speaking of rain, perfect post Halloween mix of weather going on right now; the season of rot is in full effect.  Hope you all enjoyed Halloween (the holiday and the movie, number one highest grossing stalk and slash piece of all time), more slasher reviews forth coming including VICTOR CROWLEY AND MALEVOLENCE 3: KILLER.  

Monday, November 5, 2018

Happy Monday Maniacs!


Friday, November 2, 2018

1/15/19 - new Halloween 2018 boo-ray


Thursday, November 1, 2018

New NECA horror toys...

The good news keeps coming today, more NECA is on its way!  I can't wait for one toy in particular, Laurie from the 2018 Halloween movie!

BLEEDING COOL


Axeslasher - Night of the Shears - new song!

I love me some stalk and slash thrash!  Check out this new Cropsy influenced release from one of my favorite grinders, AXESLASHER!  EAT PIZZA, WORSHIP SATAN!

Listen to this killer track here!


Halloween 2018 final scene mask for pre-order

Halloween is a state of mind.  The holiday is over but the treats continue.  A new Myers mask from the final scene of the 2018 movie has dropped on Trick R Treat Studios for pre-order; grab it HERE!


Gutter Garbs new Halloween graveyard shirt!

Wow I love that they are keeping it going even after the holiday.  EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!

GUTTER GARBS


The future of Halloween burns bright...

The day after Halloween is the saddest day of the year for me, but with the new Halloween raking in more dough than any other slasher in history I think the future of the franchise burns very bright.