Happy Friday my fiendish friends!
Friday, November 30, 2018
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
Madman refake?
Madman refake news from JoBlo
"It still opens with its iconic campfire. But there’ll be a new Max telling the tale. And it’s going to be a more interactive tale. Meaning, some of the victims have a chance. There’ll be something to root for. And lastly, without giving away too much… Even before it’s become so popular, I’d been re-writing with a female lead who has to find courage in the midst of the murder and mayhem of that terrible night."
Friday, November 16, 2018
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
Gutter Garbs - Black Christmas!
I LOVE ME SOME BLACK
CHRISTMAS AND WOULD RANK IT UP THERE WITH HALLOWEEN. IVE ALREADY SEEN IT TWICE SINCE HALLOWEEN LANDED AND I AM SURE IT WILL BE SPUN MANY
TIMES DURING THE HOLICRAZE SEASON. IF
SOMEONE WANTS TO GET ME SOME EARLY GIFTS, THESE WOULD BE PERFECTO….
GUTTER GARBS BLACK CHRISTMAS!
Friday, November 9, 2018
Happy Friday!
Happy Friday! Time to go watch OVERLORD! Here is some killer art from zornow! Trapper keeper indeed!
Leprechaun Returns!
Confessions of a
gorehound….the original leprechaun spooked me when I was a
wee lad renting dusty VHS tapes off the shelf at the local video king super
store; Mystical ultra-powerful beings with ill-defined reality bending powers
always seen to make the hair stand up on my neck a bit. The series quickly degraded into self-parody
and I never had any interest in anything but the first movie, but this seems to
be more of a return to true horror form…
Malevolence 3 KILLER
MALEVOLENCE 3 KILLER IS AN ODE TO THE SLOWER STALK AND SLASH BITS OF
YESTERYEAR, THE LATE SEVENTIES DRILLER KILLERS AND SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRES
WHERE A MYTERIOUS MUERDERER MASKED IN DARKNESS AND ARMED WITH A TOOLBOX OF
WEAPONS WOULD DISPENSE OF BUDDING NUBILE TEENS ONE BY ONE IN ESCALATING
BRUTALITY CRESCENDOING INTO A FINAL CONFRONTATION BETWEEN THE LONE SURVIVOR AND
A SEEMINGLY INSTOPPABLE AND SUPERNATURAL DEMON ON TWO FEET. THE KILLERS MOTIVES CAN ONLY BE SURMISED,
THEIR LACK OF SPEECH OR RATIONALE OFFERS NO SOLACE TO THOSE THAT WITNESS THE
BRUTALITY UNFOLD, ALMOST LIKE A NATURAL DISASTER, AN UNAVOIDABLE TRAGIC TURN OF
FATE.
THE MOVIE PICKS UP SECONDS AFTER THE ORIGINAL MALEVOLENCE (PART 2
SERVED AS A PREQUEL EXPLAINING MARTIL BRISTOLS PYSCHOSIS, A KIDNAPPED CHILD
AFFLICTED WITH A RARE DISEASE THAT PREVENTS HIM FROM FEELING PAIN, RAISED BY A
SADISTIC AND DELUSIONAL SERIAL KILLER IN AN ABANDONED MEAT PACKING FACTORY) AND
FOLLOWS THE SLOW METHODIC PRODDING OF MARTIN BRISTOL AS HE DESCENDS ON HIS
CHILDHOOD HOME, A HOUSE NOW OCCUPIED BY VIRILE YOUNG WOMEN. THE MOVIE ESSENTUALLY FLOWS FROM ONE STALK
AND SLASH SCENE TO THE NEXT, FOCUSING ON TENSE SUSPENSE OVER BARFBAG EFFECTS
AND GORY DETRITUS. IT DOESN’T DEFY THE GENRE
OR SEEK TO BREAK THE MOLD AS MUCH AS EMBRACE IT WHOLLY WITHOUT REGRET. MOVIES LIKE FINAL EXAM AND TOOLBOX MURDER ARE
A TEMPLATE, A HOLY FORMULA NOT TO BE BROKEN, AND HALLOWEEN IS BEHOLDEN ABOVE
ALL, TRIUMPHANT AND UNREPETANT, TO BE MIMICED IN ENDLESS VARIATION, TO OUR
ULTIMATE FASCINATION. There is even a
loomis like subplot featuring an fbi agent attempting to stop the tragic tale
of martin Bristol from unfolding further.
FIFTEEN YEARS HAVE PAST BY SINCE THE ORIGINAL DEBUTED, THE TIME
PASSAGE IN THE MOVIE IS MERE MOMENTS, BUT THE REAL LIFE RAMIFICATIONS OF SUCH A
TIME LAPSE ARE NOT READILY APPARENT ON FILM.
THERE IS A ZERO BUDGET LOOK AND FEEL, BUT THE CRAFT AND SKILL BEHIND THE
CAMERA OVERRIDES THE BUDGETARY CONSTRAINTS, THIS IS MASTER CRAFT STALK AND
SLASH. THE SOUNDTRACK IS AMBIENT, COLD,
AND FITTING FOR A SLOW BURN SLASHER. I
HAPPILY WELCOME MARTIN BRISTOL INTO THE PATHEON OF CINEMATIC PYSCHOS WORTHY OF
A FRIDAY NIGHT SPIN WITH ALL THE compliments of pizza and orange soda ready in
hand, and will consume any further sequels put out by writer and director Stevan
mena with ghoulish glee; My only recommendation for future entries….lets up the ante
on the poster and cover art. There is no
reason this shouldn’t be something more traditionally done, painted
by a real artist in the vein of Texas chainsaw massacre or any other late
seventies horror entry looking for a fiendish following.
Wednesday, November 7, 2018
Tuesday, November 6, 2018
Michael makes it rain...
Speaking of rain, perfect post Halloween mix of weather
going on right now; the season of rot is in full effect. Hope you all
enjoyed Halloween (the holiday and the movie, number one highest grossing stalk and slash piece of all time), more slasher reviews forth coming including VICTOR CROWLEY AND MALEVOLENCE 3: KILLER.
Monday, November 5, 2018
Friday, November 2, 2018
Thursday, November 1, 2018
New NECA horror toys...
The good news keeps coming today, more NECA is on its way! I can't wait for one toy in particular, Laurie from the 2018 Halloween movie!
BLEEDING COOL
Axeslasher - Night of the Shears - new song!
I love me some stalk and slash thrash! Check out this new Cropsy influenced release from one of my favorite grinders, AXESLASHER! EAT PIZZA, WORSHIP SATAN!
Listen to this killer track here!
Halloween 2018 final scene mask for pre-order
Halloween is a state of mind. The holiday is over but the treats continue. A new Myers mask from the final scene of the 2018 movie has dropped on Trick R Treat Studios for pre-order; grab it HERE!
Gutter Garbs new Halloween graveyard shirt!
Wow I love that they are keeping it going even after the holiday. EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN!
GUTTER GARBS
The future of Halloween burns bright...
The day after Halloween is the saddest day of the year for me, but with the new Halloween raking in more dough than any other slasher in history I think the future of the franchise burns very bright.
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