SCALPS
Brutal z-grade basement budget
horror so good it needs two title screens; Scalps
is a bloody mess of Indian curses and transmogrification, a virtual cornucopia
of racial stereotypes and loud mouthed jerks.
The story centers on a group of amateur archeologist that dig up a
sacred spooky Indian burial ground and become possessed by a blood hungry
native named Black Claw who more closely resembles a living troll doll in dirty
gray underpants than a malevolent spirit of the ancient world of Indian black
magic. The gore comes thick and gooey
with slow motion scalping action and some nice arterial spray to make your
day. Randy the macho jerk-wad was a
personal favorite character of mine calling chicks BITCHES and basically owning
everything with his cheesy cut off shirt and ragged blue jeans. Spoiler alert you numb skulls, I love movies
where everyone dies in the end and this is one.
Evil prevails! I evoke the lion
headed wizard of Native American black magic to make the sequel Scalps 2: The Return of DJ a reality!
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