Formula for Murder
A Giallo crime mystery from
the gutter of Italy; Formula for Murder
is a movie that abides by the genre familiarities of blood soaked yellow rain
coat killers, a seemingly helpless protagonist, and religious iconography
encompassed by a dark and mysterious multi-layer cake of murder mystery
plot. Formula for Murder does it one better and includes people fencing
and jousting in wheel chairs and a European version of the Special
Olympics. The plot is straight forward
enough, a chair bound millionaire heir named Joanna is targeted by a scheming
couple (Greg and Ruth) looking to score her McScrouge sized fortune. Greg somehow is able to pose as a physical
therapist, eventually winning his way into Joanna’s heart though fencing with
her and showing her how to properly throw a javelin. True love is showing someone how to kill a
man. Ruth weasels her way into Joanna’s
life as her personal nurse and confidant.
Because this is the setup right from the beginning we can only assume
the greedy couple’s scheme took years to execute, making it all the more
fantastic and unbelievable. Joanna
firmly believes Ruth to be her best friend, not the kind of trust that’s formed
overnight. As Joanna suffers from
haunting nightmare and flashbacks involving horny old priests, Greg and Ruth
quibble about the best way to finish her off, an argument that eventually ends
in Greg viciously stabbing Ruth repeatedly with a razor blade. Somehow Greg knows that Joanna was raped by a
priest as a young nubile girl, a tragic event that left her disabled in a wheel
chair, so to push her over the edge he dresses as a priest and spooks her
repeatedly, making her repeatedly question her already fragile state of
mind. At the end Greg reveals himself to
be the killer, and Joanna reveals she kind of knew it the whole time!? Through some contrived logic Greg was hoping
to cause Joanna to have a fatal wheelchair accident to inherit her fortune, but
the tricks on him, all the deadly arrow shooting, fencing, and javelin throwing
skills he taught her come back to bite him in the ass at the end.
Formula for Murder is a decent chunk blower, plenty of gooey, splattery Giallo styled
slashings to go around. Even though the
plot seemingly defied common sense with a flaming middle finger it seems to
work on a visceral level. The DVD came with
a slick yellow rain parka to play your own sick little psycho stalker games
with, ya sick pup. Go outside and play!