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Thursday, June 6, 2019

NECA Halloween 2 Ultimate figure

Too rad...Halloween 2 might just be my favorite movie like evarrrr...this is a must have for me.  And Halloween 3 toys on the way?  NECA you are really going after my frozen black heart.



Mondo Halloween Tikis

A little late to this party too, but only fashionably so, these TIKI MUGS based on Halloween look groovy, too bad this bodascious black one is already sold out...looks like only the "Alamo brown" ones are left at the moment:

Halloween tiki




Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Trick R Treat Studios - Halloween 1978 collection

A little late to the party on this one, but wow, Trick R Treat is really deep diving into their Halloween props and decor, loving it...

Trick R Treat 1978 collection


Time to get my Halloween duds together for this year, this silly thing was pre-ordered.  Time to make my Emmett Kelly Halloween cosplay costume a reality!  This will be the most obscure cosplay ever created for a comic book that never finished; "Halloween: The First Death of Laurie Strode".  Stay tuned fiends!




Friday, May 31, 2019

Happy Friday!

Happy fried day you nuts!




Pamela bless NECA!  This new ROY TOY coming in September looks stellar, this is another pre-order of course!  I love that it comes with a road flare too rad.


Happy Death Day To You 1 & 2



Well it's nice seeing some newer movies try to keep the stalk and slash tradition alive, unfortunately this new wave of slasher-lite, limp-wristed MTV candy covered bullshit is not worth the clear plastic dust cover of an old slasher great, like Happy Birthday to Me.  These movies are CGI laden teen dramas disguised as traditional stalk and slash flicks, nu-wave post modern self referential Scream influenced snore fests for anyone over the tweening age.  The idea of mixing Groundhog Day with a slasher is a promising one, where a miserable cunt of a person is stuck in a time loop centering around a single day until they redeem themselves.  The execution is shallow and lacking; watch jerk get killed (yay), rinse, wash repeat until she figures out who the killer is after a series of red herrings and obnoxious plot twists from out of left field.  This should open the tableau of creative kills and fun gore, but for the most part the slasher elements are down played, forgettable and lame.  The sequel is just a mess of time paradoxes and dimensional shifts centering around even more unredeemable self centered clean skinned over moisturized teeny bops I couldn't give a shit less about, it wraps up without even trying to make sense of it all and the stalk and slash aspects are all but nullified.  Please stop this hipster bullshit nonsense and bring back the bloodshed!     


Friday, May 3, 2019

New Halloween shirts from TERROR THREADS

TERROR THREADS HALLOWEEN SELECTION

Check out some of the new Halloween merch from Terror Threads.  Hope you all had a happy, pleasant, and safe HALFOWEEN...now go amputate something....


Someone snag me this!



Friday, February 1, 2019

Happy FRIDAY!

It's movie fun day Fried-day again, thank Satan!  I am hoping Blumhouse gets the rights to Friday the 13th, because right now it looks like the franchise is dead and buried by Tommy Jarvis.  Thanks Victor.