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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Hatchet #0 - the comic series

Looks like slashers are getting a new lease on life in the form of funnybooks; the latest being Adam Green's Hatchet.  I recently picked up issue #0.  The art is serviceable, I really liked the coloring but would have preferred a less cartoony approach, something grittier and raw.  The story itself casts a unsympathetic shade on Victor Crowley,  It takes place during the events of the first film, needlessly recounting the events there for people who may not have seen the movie but snagged the comic.  Jack Cracker is the main character, he weaves the tale of the history of Victor Crowley and the swamp he haunts while trying to fornicate with a blow up doll and drink his own piss.  Just about what you'd expect from a Hatchet comic.  Apparently Jack Cracker intervened on Victor's behalf when bullies harassed Victor by pelting him with rocks when his dad had gone on a supply run, and for his troubles Victor turned on him, gouging out one of his eyes.  In the movies they make it seem like Victor was more of an innocent bystander, albeit deformed and cursed to live in the swamp away from the ridicule of modern society.  The comic makes it clear however that Victor was always a violent sociopath, perhaps even without being bullied, and that his father kept him from society to protect other people as much as it was for Victor's own safety.  It seems to rob Victor of some semblance of sympathy someone might have for him as a victim of a terrible accident.  It was an okay comic but I would have liked to see it tread into new ground, more Hatchet 4 territory.  I did subscribe to future issues, hope it's good.




  

Back the Leslie Vernon comic prequel/sequel

I am a huge fan of the movie Behind the Mask so getting the new comic series was a no-brainer for me.  I would have liked to see a live action sequel, but that's Hollyweird.  I can't wait to get these in my grubby mitts.  Must have for any slasher nut.

BACK THE LESLIE VERNON COMIC HERE






Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Jason X without the mask

Bloody-Disgusting.com released some photos of Jason from Jason X sans the mask, something we've not seen until now.  It's okay, just not very faithful to the previous incarnations of Jason.



Savini Jason Skin available now on Friday the 13th the game

The uber grim looking Savini special skin is now available for the console players to select.  A lucky few PS4 owners got to download the skin last night from the PS4 store due to a glitch.  I was one of those lucky jerks that was able to snag it before Sony caught on.  It looks great, the theme music is even different and he has some cool strengths, like shifting and weapon power.  I've heard several players remark that it's the one skin that scares them a little.  Spooky.




Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning

Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning  



The fifth entry of the Friday the 13th franchise takes place in a parallel dimension where everyone is an extreme caricature of themselves, the bullies are exceptionally nasty and on the verge of murderous rampages, the sluts are nymphomaniacs, there is no grey area in their personality, and they totally commit to one ridiculous aspect of their persona and ramp it up to level 1000, which makes for some memorable performances and one-liners.  Some know it all movie dorks might argue that it ruins the suspense when comedy and horror arent mixed properly; that it ruins the whole horror movie batter and the proverbial terror cake wont rise.  They might also argue that this entry (SPOILER) suffers from a lack of a real Jason.  Fortunately for us the director, Danny Steinmann, had his own coke fueled vision for Friday the 13th part 5, one where suspense and comedy stood comfortably hand in hand, singing in peace and harmony, and Roy was just as scary as Jason.    



Friday the 13th part 5 starts off with the clean cut murder of a socially inept slob who loves chocolate bars.  Poor Joey never saw it coming, and really didnt deserve an ax in the back for his trouble; he really deserves to be avenged.  Roy takes a good run at it, slaying sleazy orderlies and beatniks in the dead of the night.  The movie sets itself up initially as a murder mystery, but its fairly obvious old Roy is doing the killing, with his tip of the hat you talking to me sheriff lines.  He patterns his outfit and killings after Jason, leading the police to believe the infamous Camp Crystal Lake murderer is back in action, but they will have to wait for the sequel because Roy has this shit on lock down.



Tommy Jarvis is back as a shell shocked nut job that sees Jason around every corner and jumps in terror at rubber spiders on strings.  Reggie the Reckless is a token black kid who talks jive and has a brother named Demon who dies on the shitter.  Damn enchiladas.  I think eating enchiladas should be a required pairing for this movie.  Eat your damn slop!



Its really not apparent why Roy choses some victims over others.  The one guy that he really needed to strike down in revenge, aka the guy that hacked up his own son in a rage at Pinehurst, is safely behind bars.  If anything it seems like Roy just loses it after seeing Joey in bloody chunks and goes after everyone in a homicidal rage, like a mad dog.  He seems rather chipper and up beat later for a guy who has completely lost his mind and is going on killing sprees every night.


In the end its Tommy Jarvis that finally loses it, donning the famous hockey mask (albeit with blue chevrons) and running wild into the night, a plot thread that was dropped right away as Jason is resurrected in the next installment, where any attempt at suspense is completely abandoned for a full on comedy.  The New Beginning has its pitfalls, but it also has a series of unique kills and had the balls to buck the formula, and try to revert Friday the 13th back to its murder mystery giallo basics.  Roy will also have a special place in my heart, the goof.     

       

Cropsy sketch - art plop











Fright-Rags Victims and Survivors shirt

I just pulled the trigger on a shirt I've been eyeballing over at Fright-Rags.com.  This one is based on Friday the 13th, the victims of Jason's first 4 movies are on the front, the survivors are on the back.  Rad.  Can't wait to get dirty looks from soccer moms for this one:

Check out their other stuff, plenty of cool slasher related items like Hatchet and My Bloody Valentine.