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Saturday, March 1, 2014

Final Terror heading to boo-ray

From Blu-ray.com Final Terror coming to Blu Ray

Scream Factory, the horror-thriller offshoot of independent film distributor Shout Factory, has confirmed that it plans to bring to Blu-ray director Andrew Davis' horror film The Final Terror (1983), starring John Friedrich, Adrian Zmed, Ernest Harden Jr., Rachel Ward, Joe Pantoliano, and Daryl Hannah. The release is expected to arrive on the U.S. market later this year.

Synopsis: Three young campers out for what they hope to be a fun-filled weekend find their plans spoiled by a maniacal killer who stalks the forest in search of fresh victims. 




Final Terror

There’s a camp fire story around these parts…an old wives tale really…of a young girl raped out in the deep wilderness by her intolerable, alcoholic uncle…driven insane with guilt….she’s locked away by her own kin…but some ugly secrets have a way of never staying buried for long…..and soon a son is born…..a son that will come back and free her from the asylum…a son that, out of love for his mother, releases her from her prison…sends her back to the forest where it all began…back to Mill Creek…in a vague hope that she’ll find some form of peace amongst the serene wild life…hoping that nobody ever travels there again….that nobody uncovers the secret again….but the horror will return…..and this time nobody will survive the FINAL TERROR!

Gritty survival horror that goes for the throat, or more specifically, Daryl Hannah’s throat; Final Terror is a different treat than most slashers.  Where other horror films play fast and loose with the rules that govern reality Final Terror settles on a more grounded approach to the genre, supposing that, what if a real group of people were stalked in the woods by a single psychotic killer?  How would they react?  How would the killer be able to slip around them undetected?  Final Terror tries to answer these questions in a believable way.  The killer wears a makeshift gilly suit that makes her invisible to the naked eye while entrenched amongst the ferns and moss.  The group of teens and twenty-somethings that find themselves the target of the killer’s murderous attack attempt to blend into the forest by donning camouflage, take turns watching over each other at night, and generally try to stick together and fight back. Most films would have played out in some pseudo-realistic predictable cat and mouse game where the nameless horror victims would prod on through the woods, panicking, separating, and eventually being snuffed off one by one by the killer until one person, one “final girl” remains.  Thankfully this played out scenario isn’t the case here.  Even injuries are dealt with in a more realistic way, typically when someone gets their throat slashed in a horror film they die instantly, with little blood, and little fuss.  In this film, when one of the unfortunate campers gets a grotesque gash in the throat, she doesn’t die right away, the injury bleeds out naturally, and quick medical assistance ends up saving her life.      


Tuesday, February 25, 2014

New CC cover option

Working on some stuff for the next fanzine while I battle a stomach bug; check out this old pic retouched a little with PAINT.NET.  Not the best but never claimed to be.  Everything is a perpetual work in progress, including me.


Sunday, February 16, 2014

Hope you had a BLOODY Valentines!


Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Sleepaway Camp boo-ray cover from Scream Factory

Too cool!

Friday, January 10, 2014

You're Next blu ray 01/14/14

Coming on boo-ray next Tuesday. 


Definitely my favorite slasher of 2013, not that there was much competition.  It was nice to see some fresh blood enter the fray and not some refake, rehash, regurgitated remake shit movie. 

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Hitchcock's Psycho art grab bag

Some Psycho art I snagged from the web.











Bates Motel Season 2 - 2014

I can't wait.  The first season was a creepy funhouse ride with lunatic personalities with insane twists and turns and a heavy dose of the macabre.  It doesn't jive with the original Psycho cannon with IPOOPS and the interwebs; some character names are lifted and used for entirely different characters in this run and the town itself plays much more of a role in the overall plot.  It has more of a rainy Twin Peaks kind of vibe going on where everything isn't as it appears and the pristine and clean are really filthy black on the inside.  The atmosphere is suffocating dread, Norma and her poor boy Norman can never seem to catch a break.  You get the sense that their creepy relationship is more out of necessity; both characters cling to each other life vests in a turbulent sea of tragedy.  Norman will do anything to protect his mother and his mother will do anything to survive which is a recipe for disaster.  Of course their reactions to every situation only exasperates the direness of each escalating event, like an unfolding flower of destruction, devouring everyone in its wake, but that's the stuff drama is made of; human imperfection and the way we let our hearts guide us into strange places and often tragic places.  Or something.  Oh yeah, there's burning people too.