Tales from the Crypt "And all through the house..."

As a young spawnling Tales from the Crypt was a regular staple in my boob tube intake. This episode marks the TFTC Christmas special, a real dozy of a yule time tale. Enjoy this slash-tastic snippet! Seasons screaming to all!

HYSTERIA LIVES! :The Burning Retrospective!

Check out the link for a retrospective worthy of the crispy one....

http://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/the_burning/

CROPSY is out there....watching.....waiting......

They never found his body, but they say his spirit lives in the forest. This forest. A maniac, a thing no longer human. They say he lives on whatever he can catch. Eats them raw, alive maybe. And every year he picks on a summer camp and seeks his revenge for the terrible things those kids did to him. Every year he kills. Right now he's out there. Watching. Waiting. So...............

Cold Prey 3 trailer

All this snow has got me thinking about the excellent retro-slasher goodness that has been the Cold Prey series. The third offense is coming soon, check out the trailer:



The crypt has been buzzing with activity. Getting snowed in means Cropsy has all sorts of down time away from his normal camp ground haunts and more time in front of his trusty rusty type writer. Lot's of good stuff to read on the shitter should be coming sometime in 2011. Cropsy's REVENGE will be served cold!

HATESgiving!

Be sure to gobble, gobble up plenty of guts this holiday season. The filthy curmudgeons of this dungeon will be engorging themselves in a truly splendid necro-feast of meatloaf and beer while watching a gruesome double header of BLOOD FREAK and EATEN ALIVE! Jealous much? Get stuffed.......on slime!




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Makes me want to watch PIECES again.

Be my BLOODY VALENTINE!

A small update to let you crusty cretins know that the Cropsy's Cryptkeeper still loves you....to DEATH! Have a gore-gasmic weekend everyone!

SEASONS SCREAMINGS!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


Hope all you slime suckers had a fab Hallow's Eve; eating enough gummy drops to bring a water buffalo down to its knees, then down to the BBQ pit! In the crypt Cropsy cooked up some superb SEVERED FINGER STEW using his own special recipe.



It was yummy, yummy, yummy....finger licking good!