HATESgiving!

Be sure to gobble, gobble up plenty of guts this holiday season. The filthy curmudgeons of this dungeon will be engorging themselves in a truly splendid necro-feast of meatloaf and beer while watching a gruesome double header of BLOOD FREAK and EATEN ALIVE! Jealous much? Get stuffed.......on slime!




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Makes me want to watch PIECES again.

Be my BLOODY VALENTINE!

A small update to let you crusty cretins know that the Cropsy's Cryptkeeper still loves you....to DEATH! Have a gore-gasmic weekend everyone!

SEASONS SCREAMINGS!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


Hope all you slime suckers had a fab Hallow's Eve; eating enough gummy drops to bring a water buffalo down to its knees, then down to the BBQ pit! In the crypt Cropsy cooked up some superb SEVERED FINGER STEW using his own special recipe.



It was yummy, yummy, yummy....finger licking good!

Frightmare "The Burning" video

Stalk and slash grind!

A fucking Big Mac, overdone!

There used to be a camp not far from here, just across the lake. It was called Camp Blackfoot. No one goes there anymore. Everything burnt down. This camp had a caretaker, and his name was Cropsy. Now, this Cropsy was a drunkard... a sadist, and he got real pleasure out of hurting... scaring. And he had these garden shears. The kind with long, thin blades. He carried them all the time, wherever he went. And he had this kind of demonic way of looking at you. One time, Cropsy really went after this kid from Brooklyn, followed him around night and day. He made this kid's life a living hell. But this time, he chose the wrong guy, 'cause the kid and some of his buddies had planned a little prank. Only problem was, the gag went wrong.



The next thing anybody knows, Cropsy's trapped alive and burning in his bunk. They try to get him out, but the fire's so fierce, they can't reach him. All they can do is stand outside and listen to him cry out in agony. They say his smashed his way through the bunkroom door in just a mass of flames. And as he burned alive, he cried out, "I will return! I will have my revenge!!!!!!"

Cropsy's Crypt: THE REVENGE...coming sometime to a sewer near you.

Terror at Black Tree Forest

This looks groovy!

Dark Night of the Scarecrow

Dark Night of the Scarecrow is double-Y chromosome made for TV trash; an oft overlooked slassic (slasher classic) in the genre, but that's okay, as Mamma Bubba from the movie says, "There is other justice in the world"! The DVD release just hit the streets, you gutter guppies better check it!