TRICK is a
hyper-kinetic slasher, a shock-a-minute horror thrill ride through frosty
Upstate NY on various Halloween nights.
Patrick Weaver is a smart, quiet, loner that his classmates call “Trick”
for short; and apparently has a hard-on for Halloween myths and gets wet over urban
legends. Trick knows what he wants to be
when he grows up; a new age Michael Myers, or at least the dime store
equivalent. Everyone needs a role model,
so on Halloween Night 2016 he dons a double sided pumpkin skull mask and plays
spin the knife with his “friends”, the typical cast of high school clichés and
stereotypes including jock football players, and soon the psycho stabbing starts,
but before Trick can hit the double-digit body count he’s impaled by a fire
poker by the nubile virginal teen who he seemingly has a small thing for. While recovering at the hospital Trick stages
a dramatic escape, cutting a bloody swath through the staff, displaying
hardcore parkour abilities while shrugging off bullets from the police. He disappears into a frozen lake, leaving
more questions than answers.
As the
detectives on the case slowly try to piece together the clues it becomes
apparent that there is far more to Trick than it seems, and as he alludes
police with each subsequent Halloween massacre his legend grows; Trick’s
ability to anticipate the detectives moves almost seems supernatural. They even begin calling him “true evil”
(hello Michael Myers-lite), but that might be Patrick’s greatest “trick” of
all. SPOILER TIME...It seems he has been taking a lot
of notes from the Scream series, and there might be multiple Trick
impersonators and doppelgangers afoot; the irony here being that the movie is
kind of a semi-Scream 2 reunion, featuring Jamie Kennedy (woooof time has not
been kind) and Omar Epps (killed in the bathroom of the movie-in-a-movie Stab
premier in Scream 2). Horror legend Tom
“everybody likes me” Atkins also joins the cast; watching the old Creep-killer
wield a shotgun on the screen again warms the cold cockles of my bitter black
heart.
Trick moves
at a breakneck speed; there is not a lot of time for atmosphere just a mad dash
from one kill scene to the next. There
is barely any time to process one massacre before jumping into the next in a
kitchen sink approach to horror; mixing elements of several popular slasher
movies in hope of establishing a hip new franchise; they even throw in a
Saw-like trap at one point as a nod to torture-porn. Trick does a fine job of keeping its cards
tight to its chest; it kept me guessing until the end. It’s silly and stretches common sense to its
breaking limit, but it will entertain the popcorn munching crowd looking for
cheap brainless thrills, like a good haunt or backwoods horror maze it primarily
focuses on giggle-inducing jump scares.
Any time spent on exposition and character feelings seems completely
unnecessary and tends to drag down the pace, detracting from the bloody show
pieces; better just to give slash-heads the gory gruel they signed up for.
Patrick
Lussier also directed My Bloody Valentine 3D, which was far more impressive as
a technical feat (the first time I saw convincing 3D) than as a remake of the
original material (MBV is classic stalk and slash), but the pacing is pretty
much the same here as it was in MBV3D.
There was almost an Halloween 3D helmed by the same writer/director team
of Patrick Lussier and Todd Farmer (Jason X), and while I love their passion
for B-grade horror I can’t help but feel a bit grateful that project didn’t
come to pass and Trick kind of re-enforced that notion for me. I think Halloween works better as a slow burn
like a good Hitchcock movie; where Patrick Lussier’s movies feel more rushed
and cheap to me, devoid of atmosphere but ready to deliver the bloody chunks in
a kind of frantic dash from plot point to plot point.
For anyone
looking for a bloody fun new Halloween chunk-blower with 90’s slasher
inspirations like “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, Trick will give you the
treats you seek.
