Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Halloween 4 - new designs by Gutter Garbs

Tonight at 630 EST Gutter Garbs is releasing new designs based on Halloween 4.

Make sure to grab me one ;)

Gutter Garbs/ Terror Threads - New Halloween shirts

I just wanted to point out Gutter Garbs and Terror Threads are continuing to impress with their new Halloween line of shirts...

Or maybe a rewind of die baseball tee?  Halloween is coming kiddies!  What will you be for the big night?

Anybody want to grab me some?

Saturday the 14th

Saturday the 14th is a hooky time killer, great for a hung-over pizza laden Sunday.  None of the jokes are actually funny, nothing sticks, but for some reason I can't tear myself away from its cheap basement budget charm.  It reminds me of Scooby-Do meets The Spookies.  They kind of toss in as many rubber monsters and dime store vampires as they can to spice things up a bit, which is fine by this monster kid.  I get the feeling that the writers are from the same pool of talent as the people behind Return of the Killer Tomatoes.  The jokes kind of land the same, all lame.  This is really some next level goofy nonsense, but it's the 80's so nobody really gives a damn, just have fun with it.  It centers around a family that moves into an old haunted mansion.  The son accidentally unleashes a monster Armageddon from an ancient book of evil that prophesies Saturday the 14th as the end of the world.  Despite the movie having a kind of wholesome family quality to it there is some gore centering around the creatures tearing people to pieces mostly off screen.  It was actually kind of shocking to see any blood in this; it could have easily screened on television as part of a fun Saturday morning marathon for kids.  I would recommend if you are in the mood for some serious cheese:


AHS 1984 - Poster

Friday, September 13, 2019

Happy Friday the 13th!

Almost forgot!  It's Friday the 13th, time for a stalk and slash marathon featuring my favorite mongoloid camper.  Speaking of camp, that new American Horror Story 1984 show looks like it peeled back my skull and peered inside my brain.  I can't wait to check that one out.  I was a little hesitant, I mean everything after season 2 has pretty much been downhill for me.  If they break into a song I'm totally out.


Friday, September 6, 2019

The new Lonnie - Halloween Kills

Meet the new Lonnie...

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Black Christmas - new trailer